Saturday, June 26, 2010

State Of Mind


While running my boring errands today, I saw something very interesting.

I had to drive into South Carolina, which was about forty minutes out of my way. It would have been an uneventful trip if I knew exactly where I was going. But I didn’t.

I was looking for a small bank along a wide stretch of road with lots of traffic. That’s why I noticed the sign marking the state line. I needed to know when I crossed into South Carolina so that I knew to look for my destination soon after that. What I didn’t expect to see was what sat on the property behind the state line sign – a house.

The state line sliced right through the middle of a house!

Well, that brought up all kinds of questions in my head, questions that distracted me until I finally found the bank.

First of all, how did such a thing happen? Did the owner of the house choose to build it on the line? Or did the state move the line after the house was built?

Second, where do “they” – the people in the house – live? In North Carolina or in South Carolina? Both, I guess. But that doesn’t work for a mailing address. Do they live where they eat, or where they sleep (which could be in two different states)? Do they live in the state with the front door? Then, to digress, I ended up on a train of thought about where we each live – do we live where our house is, or where we work, or where we get the most out of life…? Does an address really have anything to do with where we actually live?

Perhaps the only state that matters is state of mind.

Hmm…

And getting back to the state line house…

Do they have to pay income tax in both states? Do they split property taxes down the middle between North and South Carolina?

What about a driver’s license and a license plate? Which state?

Can they vote in both states?

My list went on and on. The state line house brought up so many questions that I don’t understand why anyone would want to live in it.

Maybe they have kids in college and came up with this brilliant plan to qualify for in-state tuition in both states.

I must admit, it isn’t such a bad idea…

Have you ever seen a state line house? What would you ask?

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Poetry Snack

Open ocean all around me,
And land nowhere in sight.
Then again it becomes morning.
Then again it becomes night.

Sunday, June 20, 2010

My Dad


My dad isn’t here this Father’s Day.

For the first time in my life, I face Father’s Day without my father.

He died nine months ago, on a Wednesday. I was there beside his hospital bed.

I was there.

But I still can’t believe it.

So, even though I want a happy Father’s Day for my husband -- and for all the other fathers out there -- I’m sad.

I’m just too sad.

I wish I could hug my dad today. I wish I could talk to him and hear him answer and see his face (for real, not just in pictures) and look into his eyes. I wish we could play Quoridor fifty times in a row, or however many times it would take for him to be the “Champion” and for me to remain the “Champion-to-be”…

He’ll always be the Champion -- my Champion.

I wish he could play with my daughter, lift her up and feel her giggling in his arms. I wish I could tell him that he was the greatest dad. My life will never be the same without him.

I wish, I wish, I wish…

For my sister and brother and mom, my endless love and many hugs. I know how you feel. I’m thinking of you.

For my family and friends without fathers this Father’s Day, my love and deepest sympathy.

Remember him.

“They lived and laughed and loved and left.” ~James Joyce

“[A] final comfort that is small, but not cold: The heart is the only broken instrument that works.” ~T.E. Kalem


I love you, Dad.

I miss you every day.

Always yours,
KJ of America

Friday, June 18, 2010

Poetry Snack

Water runs. Time flies. Light dances. Wind dies.
We don't need legs or hearts or wings to do the very simple things.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Moonlight


I spent an hour on the beach at midnight a few weeks ago, gazing at the biggest and brightest full moon. It rose over the ocean, shining on the waves like quicksilver, so bright I could see my shadow.

Other people were out there – my fellow night owls drawn to bask in moonlight - walking beside calm low tide waves. With my mind adrift, I almost forgot that all the morning people were sleeping. They were missing an amazing moon!

I’ve come to accept that most people are morning people. That’s okay. Based on the several dozen sunrises I’ve seen (admittedly, about a dozen of those after pulling all-nighters), I understand the appeal of songbirds and dewy grass. Early morning has a different though equally beautiful rhythm and freshness.

But I’ve always relished the dark and quiet post-midnight hours.

I just love to stay up late.

That night on the beach, spellbound by the moon, I thought about life and dreams, time and how to spend it, what matters and what should matter. And then it dawned on me (no pun intended) – it doesn’t matter what time of day we each favor so long as we find time to pursue our dreams. Whether middle day or middle night, sunrise or sunset, we each have a favorite time when the rest of the world seems fast asleep. A time when we sit and unwind, or we focus and create, or we exercise and practice...until we become who we want to be.

I know talk of dreams often sounds idealistic and warm-fuzzy (try to ignore the little cynic on your shoulder). This isn’t a new concept. But we all need reminding that our dreams are out there and worth our time.

So, here’s a reminder.

Find your time. Live your dream.

The full moon reminded me of how best to work toward my dream…

I’ll be moonlighting!

Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Mashed Potatoes On The House

[Note: One way I work through writer’s block is by writing down bits of conversation I overhear in public places. The following dialogue evolved from one such exercise about five years ago. Please excuse the formatting.]

In a coffee shop, HUSBAND and WIFE discuss with their REALTOR the best way to get the sellers -- the Wife’s father and step-mother -- to make repairs on the house before closing.

WIFE: He used so many complicated words and so much syntax. You would think he was a lawyer. You know, he came from that generation of doctors and lawyers. He’s a smart guy, well, he’s my father.

REALTOR: Does agreeing to certain portions of what he’s asking give us the ability to go for replacing the furnace? That’s what I don’t know. How would he react to that?

WIFE: (touching Husband’s arm) Honey, do you want another coffee now that you discovered the joys of Hershey syrup and coffee?

HUSBAND: A mocha, blended coffee thing would be great. (Wife walks away to the coffee bar to get a second round of drinks). She’s worried that we’re going to press too far. I mean, at one o’clock, do they refuse to do the furnace if we push?

REALTOR: I need to find the answers to these questions. Is the window warranty transferable to the new owners, and, if it is, can we get that in writing?

HUSBAND: I know what he’s thinking. If you have a say in replacing a unit, then you’re going to pick the most expensive one.

REALTOR: We also need a more complete report from Bob. When I’m representing the seller, I tell him that the buyers asked these things to be fixed and we should do it. A good seller should fix significant repairs.

(Wife returns to the table).

WIFE: Make sure I don’t get the sweatiness from my coffee drink on your paint chips.

HUSBAND: So, how should we put it? “We love your house. Now, get out.”

REALTOR: I’ve had so many people almost buy this house, but the pink is killing me, killing me. And she keeps asking me why the house hasn’t sold. She painted it inside and out last year and they’re bad colors. And I can’t tell her.

WIFE: She loves those colors.

REALTOR: I got the best feed back from a realtor once, but I could never tell her. It was, “Love the house, built in the 1900s, very nice architecture, but if Florida were a person, then it looks like he threw up all over that house. All over it.”

HUSBAND: I’ll write a suggestion and have someone read it.

REALTOR: To be sure it won’t be harsh.

HUSBAND: It won’t be harsh. It will be trying to decipher what he said. I would like to bring up the water issues. I’ll do it gently - a letter or dialogue, but not a firm response as to what we’re going to do.

REALTOR: Could you start it out with, “Dear Joe, your baby is not ugly.” (They laugh) Seriously, though.

WIFE: This is my father’s generation. Approach it from where he’s coming from, and then it’s understood.

REALTOR: Back when he bought and sold houses, everybody worked for the buyer and nobody worked with the seller.

HUSBAND: He wrote this, but he didn’t give us any way to get in touch with him to talk about these issues. He softened as he got through it. He started harsh. (Husband looks down at a letter to them from the father).

REALTOR: You may ask him some questions that he has not asked himself. Even though he’s been mean about it, he is inviting some dialogue.

WIFE: Yeah, let’s be careful talking about my father.

HUSBAND: I feel bad because your step-mother was running some interference.

WIFE: She’s nice and everything, but we could not even talk to one another. She was very disruptive. She treated me like a kid with bad manners. She was like that. She had that level of expectation.

HUSBAND: Joe cut corners on the long term care of the house. But we don’t need to tell him that.

WIFE: Everybody cuts corners, really, everybody does. But the house is over all in good shape. I heard him say more than once to you that he did not see any real problems in that house. I heard. So there’s a little wood that needs replacing and there’s some water damage, but nobody gets mortar fixed, nobody does, it’s just old brick. I heard him say there’s nothing significantly wrong with this house. The HVAC is bad. That’s all.

REALTOR: Furnaces were his main concern.

WIFE: I’m not saying that we shouldn’t do what he said. It’s just to noone’s benefit to overstate it. He did not neglect that house. I’ve seen houses that were far worse.

REALTOR: You have a positive way of asking questions. If you can use that, that may not be a bad way to ask. Maybe he’ll surprise us, you know. So was Sullivan’s a good place to eat?

HUSBAND: How many bowls of mashed potatoes do you think they would bring one couple?

WIFE: Yes, it was an event. We got there at five fifteen. We were seated around ten of six and didn’t leave until after ten.

HUSBAND: He hasn’t answered how many bowls yet. That stuff is heavy.

REALTOR: They brought the salad wedge, right? Did you send it back and have them chop it up? That really bothers me.

HUSBAND: They bring it on a small plate so it looks big. I saw people picking it up like a sandwich, dipping it in salad dressing.

(They all laugh)

REALTOR: I could see Tom Hanks doing that in a movie. So, how many? Two bowls? Three? Were you eating them all?

WIFE: Well, I was eating mashed potatoes and hit something hard. I got the spoon and there was this clear shard of something. I thought it was glass. I said to stop eating the potatoes. Then Pierre came over and said it is “plasteek.” It should not be in the potatoes, but it is not a “cat-ass-trophee”. I was laughing and irritated at the same time.

HUSBAND: Then the second bowl came out and that was okay. And the floor manager came out. At this point, all the help knew it. Pierre went back and scolded someone for it.

WIFE: Well, what can we do for you? And I said a little more than a free bowl of mashed potatoes. And they brought us a bottle of wine.

REALTOR: Thirty dollar bottle of wine or one hundred dollar bottle?

WIFE: For them, it was like a seventy dollar bottle.

REALTOR: There is a waiter in the middle of all of this, too?

WIFE: A waitress. And she was cool.

HUSBAND: The manager was like the stickler saying, “You’re fork eez not in zee right place, you must move zee fork.” Well, about half the table was mashed potatoes. When they found the plastic piece, Pierre went back and cleaned off the plastic.

WIFE: Every five minutes somebody was at the table. They had two crumb guys. I didn’t see them do anything else. Two crumb guys and the table was only big enough for two people.

HUSBAND: But it was a nice night.

REALTOR: I’ve only been to Sullivan’s once, and it was with this girl that I really, really wanted to go out with and I didn’t think that she would say yes in a million years, but she said yes. We started off by going to Les Mis – a great way to start a first date – then we went to the Sullivan’s bar and had martinis. But it is an expensive meal. It’s an anniversary meal, not a first date meal. You don’t start there, you end there.

HUSBAND: Who’s this girl?

REALTOR: It’s a girl I knew from work. Anyway, the next time we had a date, she asked where we were going. And I had nowhere to go from there. So that ended it.

WIFE: Well, it’s probably better that you found that out right away.

REALTOR: That was about five years ago, when I had my Mustang. But I don’t have it now, because you can’t put your kids in the back and can’t show houses in that car. (Realtor takes a sip of coffee). So, you’re going to write the letter and when will you have it for review?

HUSBAND: I’ll get the draft done tonight. Then you can look at the draft.

WIFE: (looking at the paint samples on the table). So, this orange for the living room, and some kind of lively but subtle yellow in the den.

REALTOR: I’m always interested in what they name colors. It’s somebody’s job to sit in a room and come up with names for twenty different hues of green. (Realtor starts to get up from the table). So, we’re done. I’ll look for an email with the letter.

HUSBAND: I’ll send it from work.

WIFE: I want to get outside and get some air.

HUSBAND: Well, thanks for everything.

REALTOR: Hey, it was worth coming out just to hear the mashed potato story.

WIFE: Yeah, we always make a spectacle of ourselves. Like when we were leaving, the whole staff was like – bye, bye, congratulations. They were clapping and telling us to come back.

HUSBAND: They weren’t clapping.

WIFE: Yes, they were. They were clapping.

REALTOR: Were they clapping because you were finally leaving?

WIFE: (laughing) No, no, but they were clapping.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Scott Free

[Today’s Fiction Free Write – I woke one morning about a month ago with the last line of this free write in my head and this is what it became.]


I hated Uncle Dean and didn’t want anything from him.

He was my mother’s brother, the oldest – and shortest – of five. But his lack of height didn’t stop him from bossing people around. I think it bothered him that he couldn’t tell me what to do like he did everyone else in his life.

“You’re a bum, Scott,” he snarled at me more times than I can count. “Get a real job and stop wasting your life on idiotic dreams. You’re just like your mother, except she was smart enough to finally listen.”

I guess I could have fought back or believed him, but that’s what he wanted me to do. Instead, I just ignored him, shook my head, and took my board out to the ocean to watch the sun set on the surf.

My uncle was bad enough when he was bitter and poor. I didn’t think he could get worse…until he won the lottery. Somehow, money made it okay for him to be a mean little gnome-man. Family members who feuded with him for years forgave him as fast as it took him to press hundred dollar bills to their palms.

They became his possessions.

I wasn’t going to be one of them.

He couldn’t buy me like one of his ten cars or three houses. I would tell him as much, if he ever asked. But I think he already knew how I felt. He didn’t seem to care. Material shit never mattered much to me. I had my friends, miles of ocean, and lots of time.

That’s why I asked the lawyer to repeat himself when he read Uncle Dean’s will a week after the bastard choked to death on an olive in the master stateroom of his yacht somewhere in the middle of the Mediterranean Sea.

I couldn’t believe he left everything to me.

I bet you’re thinking this must have been the best thing that ever happened to me. I had all the money I’d ever need. I never had to work again. I could do whatever I wanted to do for the rest of my life. And so on. All the thoughts you’d think when you imagine having millions.

But leaving me everything turned out to be the cruelest thing that damn Uncle Dean ever did.

There was no place to go when I had it all handed to me. No motivation to find something I loved - to strive and try and fail. Sure, it made things a hell of a lot easier in many ways. I’m not complaining. But it didn’t give me purpose. For a long time, I didn’t see the point in putting one foot in front of the other to go in any direction. I wondered if people liked me just for my new money.

He sucked the life right out of my life.

I’m sure he was laughing out loud in his fancy grave.

And I wasn’t about to let him have the last laugh.

So after about a year of floundering and partying, squandering money and time, and becoming the bum my uncle always said I was, I woke up on a poolside lawn chair after a night of heavy drinking with a wrinkled paper menu stuck to my arm that changed everything.

On the back of that menu was a plan I’d scrawled out after a few too many brews with the four friends I trusted most – Jake, Kev, Eli, and Olivia, the girl I’ve loved for almost twenty years, although I haven’t ever told her.

The five of us planned to travel the world on my dead uncle’s dime, surf the best waves, and feed our souls with the culture and kindness of strangers. We’d take my uncle’s cursed millions and have the adventure of a lifetime. We turned my paper menu vision into three dedicated months of preparation and research and anticipation that led us to the deck of this boat I chartered, complete with captain and crew.

But you know what Burns and Steinbeck said about the best laid plans.

I guess we should have known better when we set out that blustery April morning to begin our two year journey. We should have known we couldn’t escape the things we tried to leave behind – our problems, our families, ourselves.

We had each other, which seemed to be enough at the time.

The boat was stocked, the money endless, the tide high, and our spirits even higher.

Pelicans flew in v-shaped flocks pointed out to sea.

And away we all went to darkening waves.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

World Oceans Day 2010


Welcome!

My new blog design is ready just in time for World Oceans Day 2010.

Yay!

Today -- June 8th -- is World Oceans Day!

Although celebrated unofficially for more than a decade, World Oceans Day was officially designated to be June 8th by the United Nations in 2009.

This year, World Oceans Day events are focused on the diversity of life in the oceans. And this focus could not come at a better time. We’ve all seen the heartbreaking pictures from the Gulf of Mexico of birds, sea turtles, and even dolphins covered in oil and struggling to survive through one of the worst oil spill disasters in history.

For those of us who don’t live close enough to volunteer to help, we’re left wondering what we can do. In honor of World Oceans Day and the diversity of life in the oceans, here are few ways that we can help protect the wildlife endangered by the oil spill:

The National Wildlife Federation is assisting with the clean up and rescue of animals stranded in oil. Visit the NWF website here. But, most importantly, to help with their rescue effort, please text "WILDLIFE" to 20222 to donate $10.

Buy Dawn. One bottle purchased = $1.00 donated to save wildlife. Click here for details.

Wear blue and tell two. Wear blue in support of the oceans and marine creatures and tell two people about World Oceans Day and how to donate to the wildlife rescue effort in the Gulf.

Be Blue. Read my Bluesday tips (on the menu tab at the top of this page) to learn about tips for how to protect the oceans and sea creatures now and in the future.

World Oceans Day is a reminder that the ocean is not only our life support system, but a thing of great beauty, teeming with amazing creatures. The ocean is resilient, but we are testing it almost to its limits. The oil spill underway in the Gulf of Mexico is a startling and sad example of just that.

Wear blue today. Be blue today. For the ocean and its diversity of life, celebrate World Oceans Day 2010 by doing your part to help with the rescue of wildlife in the Gulf of Mexico.

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Saturday, June 5, 2010

Poetry Snack

Why is fate denied?
Out of fear or out of pride?
If the latter, let it be.
If the former, set it free.

Thursday, June 3, 2010

sMall Things

My two-year-old daughter is teaching me that small things matter most.

Children are so much better than adults at appreciating the simple pleasures of everyday life – things like bright yellow leaves, ants crawling on the sidewalk, the sound of thunder, an airplane in the sky – things we take for granted because we’ve experienced them hundreds of times before. Children marvel at the small things we adults walk past without even noticing.

Only a few days ago, I took my daughter to run errands at the mall.

And I dread running errands, especially at the mall.

When I do have to go to the mall, I like to make a short list of what I need, get in, and get out.

But that isn’t how it works with a toddler in tow.

So I entered the mall prepared with snacks and drinks and interesting toys to use as bait to lure my daughter back into her stroller when she tired of walking.

And then a surprising thing happened.

I didn’t need the stuff I brought along (well, except my credit card, of course). To my daughter, the mall was a fascinating world of amazing new discoveries around every corner. The mall was a playground full of small things I never noticed before I saw them through her young eyes…

Shoes! She pointed and squealed with joy - pretty flowers on fancy flip flops, shiny heels and flats – rows and rows of shoes at her eye level.

Fountain! She stood mesmerized by circles of spouting water that rose and fell in dancing patterns like a miniature version of the famous Bellagio fountains. I gave her pennies to throw in and make wishes.

Escalator! She threw a fit (in Nordstrom – oops!) because she wanted to ride on the escalator like Corduroy the overall-clad bear who went looking for his missing button.

Really? A tantrum over an escalator?

But those small mall things I always overlooked – shoe departments, fountains, and escalators – made the mall a place of wonder for my sweet daughter.

And the funny thing is that I truly enjoyed our trip to the mall that day because I wasn’t thinking about the errands I had to run or how to hurry through my list of things to do. I was thinking about the small things that made my daughter smile.

I’m learning from her that small things really do matter most.

Even at the mall.

I think I’ll look forward to our next trip there together.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Bluesday Tip #4: Stash the Trash

Today is Bluesday!

On the first Tuesday of each month, I share a tip for How To Be Blue. Being blue is about caring for the ocean - what we put into it, and what we take out of it.

This month's Bluesday tip: Stash the Trash.

Memorial Day weekend was the unofficial start of summer in the United States (thank you to the brave men and women who serve and protect our country and our freedom).

Summertime brings with it a huge influx of travelers to the beach. Some of us may have spent this past holiday weekend at the beach. Many of us will vacation on the coast during the course of the summer and throughout the year. Many of us live at or near a beach.

Regardless of when we go to the beach, one thing is bound to happen to almost all of us…trash.

Whether a sandwich wrapper or a cigarette butt, a plastic straw or a beer bottle, we will generate some sort of trash while we’re at the beach. And if we leave that trash on the beach, it will end up in the ocean. So what matters most is what we do with the trash.

That’s where this month’s Bluesday tip comes in handy.

Just stash the trash.

This should be an easy one for all of us. Simply stuff the trash in a bag or a cup or a shoe or a chair until it’s time to leave the beach. Then dispose of the trash in the nearest trash can or recycling bin.

That’s it.

But I challenge all of us to take it one step further…

Pick up trash we find on the beach even when it isn’t our trash.

Gasp!

Why should we do that?

Well, here’s the thing, garbage on the beach usually ends up as garbage in the ocean. The tide moves in, sucks up the trash, and rolls back out with it. Ocean currents then move much of the trash to a number of areas where the currents meet. The collections of trash in the crossroads of currents are called marine trash islands.

The most well known marine trash island is the Great Pacific Garbage Patch (aka the Eastern Garbage Patch) located between Hawaii and California. The exact size of the patch is not known, but is estimated to be somewhere between the size of Texas and the size of the continental United States (yikes!). It is constantly growing. The Atlantic Ocean has a marine trash island as well in its Sargasso Sea.

Ninety percent of the trash found in the garbage patches is plastic, of which eighty percent comes from land sources (like – you guessed it - beaches). Trash such as water bottles, straws, cups, bottle caps, plastic bags, fish netting, and six-pack rings are a few of the types of items found floating in marine trash islands.

Giant garbage patches pose many dangers for ocean wildlife. Whales, seabirds, sea turtles, and other animals can easily become tangled in nylon nets and six-pack rings or choke on balloons, straws, and sandwich wrap. Fish, seabirds, jellyfish, and oceanic filter feeders mistake brightly colored plastic pellets for fish eggs and krill. The plastic pellets become toxic in large quantities and can lead to genetic defects that ripple through the food chain.

[Bonus Tip: Before throwing a six-pack ring in the trash (or recycling) bin, cut apart each of the rings to prevent strangulation of sea birds and turtles should the rings end up in the ocean.]

We enjoy spending time at the beach, so we must care about the only thing that makes a beach a beach – the ocean. If we care about the ocean, then we care about what we put into the ocean that might harm it or the sea creatures that call it home.

Even if you’re not a beach person, the ocean plays a much larger role in your inland life than you may realize.

No ocean, no humans. So we should all care about the ocean.

Besides, I don’t hear about anyone running off to vacation at marine trash islands. Who likes to hang out on a heap of trash?

And none of us want to contribute to the growth of marine trash islands. We really don’t.

That’s why we should do something.

Trash is trash is trash. Once it’s on the beach – no matter who put it there - it’s on its way to the marine trash islands. We can show how much we care about the ocean by picking up any trash we see on the beach – our own trash and that of the billions of people who don’t know about this month’s Bluesday tip because they don’t read my blog (*smile*).

Be a blue beachgoer. Stash the Trash.

The ocean and marine creatures will thank you!

May you turn a deeper shade of blue with each passing month.
 

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